How to screw your chances……..(contd.)
Posted by Vineet Abhishek on April 11, 2007
I knew it, and now it has been validated in first person, that I am not the only one committing absolute morongiri in the interviews. Hear what my close pal Ranjan has to say (from his own experience)….
1. Kick the interviewer …..while making yourself comfortable on the chair…say “sorry… Cant help it I am too tall…”
2. keep looking at the interviewer below her neck… when ever her dupatta slips…and smile innocently ![]()
3. When asked questions from mechanics (physics)…say “my core expertise is Nano technology and I can forsee certain signatures that biology and nano tech will merge one day…” and look thoughtfull.
Santosh said
first of all.. welcome to blogosphere.. i am a bit late otherwise have distinction of writing the first comment to all the iifm bloggers…
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and your point no. 2 in above post.. got first hand experience in classroom and got C in CP (but believe me I was really innocent.. I was trying to figure out what was written on the pendant.. ) ..
Vineet Abhishek said
soooooooo sad Santosh. I really feel sorry for you. So u see buddy this world is not fair at all. People like you and I (with quintals of innocence) often get trapped in the line of fire……..and have to face repeated rejections and multiple Cs and Ds and ‘Fs’.
By the way who was that teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!
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