How to screw your chances…….(contd.)
Posted by Vineet Abhishek on April 10, 2007
3. Your formal dress for the interview is comprised of pink shirt, green jacket, creamish trousers, metallic blue tie and black shoes.
4. Frequently pointing fingers behind your back (where there is no one) while answering
5. When asked why you want to do MBA after Physics (H) you answer (most laconically) – “why not MBA”
……………………to be continued….
ranjan said
I remember you wearing the dress…for an interview…and me and kernel pretty much new the result…. how funny you could have been.
here is mine addition:
1. Kick the interview …..while making yourself confertable on the chair…say sorry…” Cant help it i am too tall”
2. keep looking at the interviewer below her kneck… when ever her dupatta slips…and smile innocently
3. When asked questions about machanic physics…say “my core expertise is Nano technology and I can forsee certain signatures that biology and nano tech will merge one day…” and look thoughtfull.
Vineet Abhishek said
You too Brutus!!!!!!
My foolishness pales in front of your intellectual baffoonery at the interviews. Keep it up man…….